posted by dariane on Fri Sep 18, 2009 at 11:12am Top 7 Things We Want in ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Season 5

7.  Keep Marshall’s hair short please. Kthxbai.

6. No one in the main cast gets pregnant - I think it would really kill the flow of the series introducing a new character like that. Lily nearly scared me in the finale.

5.  When the heck are we gonna meet Lily’s family? There hasn’t been a single episode where we get to meet them.

4. Let’s see “Bump Girl” again! So we can shoot that theory down.

3.  More original music (e.g., Let’s Go To The Mall, Sandcastles In The Sand, You Just Got Slapped) or video mashups (e.g. Barney’s Video Resume).

2. Tony’s Bride Movie. They did say May 2010, right?

1.  Slap number 5 in a flash foward, leaving us in suspense of what happened to Slap 4. Or… mixing up Slap 4 with 5 in current time, leaving Marshall with 1 extra Slap with Barney totally not expecting it.

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posted by dariane on Thu Aug 20, 2009 at 07:32pm FILM REVIEW: ‘Inglorious Basterds’ Screening at SDCC 2009

‘Inglourious Basterds’ had been in development by Quentin Tarantino for nearly 15 years.

Given the event at which I saw the film, the anticipation from the audience was through the roof.  The secret screening at the Gaslamp district during Comic-Con included fans waiting in line for tickets as early as 4am.

The screening kicked off with an announcement, that we were the first public audience in the United States to see the final theatrical cut of the film (shorter than what was screened at Cannes). Eli Roth introduced the film and watched with us.

In short, ‘Inglourious Basterds’ is a story about an alternate history of World War II in which a brutal military group collects Nazi scalps.

There are two main plots of the film.  The first follows the infamous ‘Inglourious Basterds’ led by Lt. Aldo Raine (played by Brad Pitt).  The conquests of the basterds are the stuff of folklore and legends, stylized as bad-assery by Quentin Tarantino.
The second plot follows the story of Shoshanna (played by Melanie Laurent), a young Jewish woman who escaped death and capture by Nazis in her childhood and later became the successful owner of a French movie theater.
Met with a unique opportunity to end the war once and for all, Shoshanna and the Basterds strategize on two very different and dangerous fronts to defeat the Nazis.

The film is headlined by Brad Pitt and features familiar faces such as Eli Roth, Mike Myers (Austin Powers), BJ Novak (‘The Office’) and Samm Levine (‘Freaks and Geeks’).  Melanie Laurent as Shoshanna and Diane Kruger as Bridget make extraordinary performances in their roles as empowered women.

However, my favorite performance is most definitely by Christoph Waltz as Colonel Hans Landa. His commanding presence onscreen makes his character all the more frightening.

Since I’ve seen the film, the most common question I’ve encountered has been how this film compares to Tarantino’s others. ‘Inglourious Basterds’ is divided by act with title pages—a signature Tarantino style.  It has the gore and violence of ‘Kill Bill,’ however where ‘Kill Bill”s action sequences were slick and graceful, IB’s sequences are rough and unforgiving.  IB has the potential to become a Quentin Tarantino classic on par with ‘Pulp Fiction.’

Verdict:  Popped!  Like a bustin’ a cap in those Nazis!

Other highlights:

  • How I was able to watch this screening… following @TheRealBasterds on Twitter and responding first to a Twitpic contest!
  • Screening tickets in the form of a dog tag = sick.  Still a long standby line at the door.
  • Who else was in the crowd: Elvis Mitchell, Dominic Monaghan, Elijah Wood, and Eli Roth
  • Free poster autographed by Eli Roth
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posted by dariane on Thu Aug 20, 2009 at 11:08am FILM REVIEW: Park-Chan Wook’s ‘Thirst’

This is the first film I’ve seen by Park-Chan wook.

It is a story of a priest who becomes a vampire through a blood transfusion. This transformation makes him question his values and beliefs, leading him to an immoral immortal life.

What intrigued me most about the film was the way the different themes were interwoven to tell a compelling story.  Faith, morality, love, family and mortality—Park-chan wook masterfully brings these themes to elevate the ‘vampire genre’ to a new level.

Walking out of the theater, we summed up this film in three words:

Awkward Vampire Sex.

There’s a lot of it in this movie.  It’s really awkward and uncomfortably long.

But one of my biggest gripes about the film was how excruciatingly long it felt and was. There were several moments in the film that felt like the end. Then after a half-second fade-to-black, the screen would light up again and proceed with the next act.

Overall:  This film is not for your average movie go-er.  If you’re into foreign arthouse type films, then this is for you.  If not, go and watch GI-Joe or something.

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posted by dariane on Fri Jul 31, 2009 at 08:00am FILM REVIEW: Funny People

This is my lazy attempt at a movie review post-Comic-con.  I got to see this film a couple weeks ago at a screening.  The trailers and ads don’t tell you too much about the film; it’s obvious they had somewhat of a hard time marketing for it.  Here’s how I sum it up:

- Funny? Yes!  Especially the self-deprecating jokes that nudge at their real-life selves.  It’s the Apatow flavor of humor you’re used to, only this time more tongue-in-cheek.

- Serious.  Although this film has some of the penis humor you’re used to from Apatow, the plot overall is a serious one. This may be off-putting to most viewers used to the loser-nerd statements from the likes of Seth Rogen.  But if you’re familiar at all with Judd Apatow’s work on Freaks and Geeks, you’ll know that he has the talent to balance belly-laughter and emotion.  This film is a great example of this balance.

- Seth Rogen delivers a heartfelt performance—his most serious to date. Without his facial hair and some pounds (he looks much thinner), we are reminded that Rogen is still very much a newcomer on the comedy stage at the ripe age of 27.

- Adam Sandler plays the veteran comedian diagnosed with a terminal illness, George Simmons.  Although this role is different from the regular family man character he normally plays, his performance lacked the bright-shiny acting chops we’ve seen from him in such flicks as Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish.

- Leslie Mann was fantastic in her role as George Simmon’s old flame.  Her performance was outstanding; it was probably the meatiest role I’ve seen her play.

- Cameos. Both good and bad.  Good because when you’re watching you get excited and think “Oooh look! There’s whats-his-face-famous-comedian!” But it’s bad because there’s a lot of cameos. You begin to think that this may be the highest form of ‘name-dropping’ someone could do.  We get it, Apatow. You’re mainstream now.  Get over it.

- Damn it felt long. Like, I wonder what’s on TV right now, long.

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posted by dariane on Thu Jul 30, 2009 at 05:48pm EVENT: Mortified Show in Hollywood - July 15, 2009

The idea behind the show is reading/performing actual entries from your childhood/teenage journals and diaries.  Such a show can bring up extremely personal aspects of the performer’s past as well as humiliating memories. You may have heard about ‘Mortified’ from such awesome shows as NPR’s ‘This American Life.’

And if you decide to go to a ‘Mortified’ show in the future, DO NOT BRING THE KIDS.  Just because performers read from childhood diaries doesn’t mean the shows are appropriate for kids.  You have been warned.

The show:

  • Overall, FUH-REAKIN hilarious!  You know it’s personal when professional performers are shaking on stage as they read.
  • I can’t believe Holland Holzer is a school teacher from San Diego and drove all the way to LA to perform.  She was probably the only performer who isn’t directly associated with the entertainment industry in LA.
  • Amber Benson & Adam Busch performed a fantastic play that Heath Corson wrote when he was 15. By the sound of it, you would think that he wrote the play two months ago; it was incredibly humorous and angst-filled.
  • Maurissa Tancharoen (co-creator, writer, actress in Dr. Horrible) had the most unique Mortified story that night.  Her’s was one of those stories you swear was from an episode of a sitcom or something.
  • The house orchestra was incredibly talented.  They topped off every performance with an appropriate ‘80’s tune. The end of the night called for an MJ tribute of “Thriller.”

VERDICT: Popped!  I would definitely go to a Mortified show again in the future.

The following is just me gushing about my ‘celebrity’ experience at the show.  And if you don’t believe me, I’ve got pictures.  Some highlights:

  • Watch HIMYM? You know the guy who plays Stuart? You know, the guy who had an intervention for his alcoholism? His name is Matt Boren, and we met him!
  • We met Felicia Day before the show! And she called me cute! Squeeeeee! And she introduced us to Tom Lenk.
  • We also got to meet and congratulate Maurissa Tancharoen on her awesome performance. She then introduced us…
  • …to her husband Jed Whedon, his brother Zack Whedon, and the Whedon parents. By golly, we’ve met the whole Whedon family.
  • Mike suggested we bring our Dr. Horrible DVD and a Sharpie. Felicia Day, Maurissa, Jed, and Zack all signed it.
  • Then while making our way out of the venue, we met both Enver Gjokaj and Dichen Lachman from Dollhouse.
  • Free parking! The $15 King-King parking was out of our budget, so we opted to walk just a bit further to our spot at a failed meter. WIN!
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